Thursday, January 5, 2012

Name That Book!

If you remember from my year-end review post on December 16, last year I finished a story I tentatively titled "Back to Life."  Shortly after I finished the first draft, I asked Rusty Webb if he would make me a cover for it.  But I asked him not to include a title because I wasn't sure that title is the one I really want to go with.

Not the actual cover.


I've wracked my brain (by which I mean I thought about it while driving home and while sitting on the can) and about 5 months later I still can't think of anything better.  I even tried looking around at song titles on Amazon just to see if anything would pique my interest.  Nothing really did, except for a song called "Steve is a Stephanie" which would fit, but might give people the wrong idea.  In that search I did find titles (at least working titles for now) for the other two books in the series:  Song for Stephanie and Elegy for Stephanie.  So not only does the working title of the first one not have much razzle-dazzle, it also doesn't fit with the other ones.  Maybe I should go with something like "Stephanie is Born" or "Birth of Stephanie" or "Stephanie Begins."

Anyway, for lack of any better ideas, I'm going to open the floor to suggestions.  Maybe I should promise another $25 gift card; I bet that would get you all putting your thinking caps on.  I might have to try that later.

I suppose it would help if I told you what the story (whatever it's called eventually) is about.  Here's the perhaps dumb/cliche premise:

When it begins, Detective Steve Fischer is 50 years old.  He's divorced and estranged from his only child, his daughter Madison.  One night while he's getting skunked in a bar on the anniversary of his divorce, one of his snitches happens in to buy some cigarettes.  Steve finds out from the snitch that mob boss Artie "Lex" Luther and some hired goons are knocking over Lennox Pharmaceuticals.



Detective Steve Fischer
(Imagine he smells like a frat house after a kegger...)





 Against better judgment, Steve goes there by himself to check out the situation.  He gets there just as Luther and gang are arriving.  When a few guards are killed, Steve decides to intervene and try to prevent further bloodshed.  He manages to stop the hired goons, but Luther escapes along with some fancy experimental drug known as FY-1978.  Steve follows Luther to a boat and there's a struggle.  During the struggle, Luther--for lack of a handier weapon--injects Steve with the drug.  Steve's body goes limp and then Luther shoots him in the head before dumping Steve in the harbor.

Stephanie Zale
(Look how cute Steve gets!)

The next thing Steve knows, he's waking up on a pier in the harbor.  But there's something different about him:  he is now a she.  Not only is Steve a woman, but he is also a lot younger now, only about 18.  She manages to get back to her apartment only to find one of Luther's goons burning the place down to cover Luther's tracks.  With nowhere else to go, Steve turns to her partner on the police force, Jake.  She convinces Jake who she really is and they decide to start looking into what happened.

Madison Griffith (formerly Madison Fischer)
(See the family resemblance?)



From there Steve gets renamed Stephanie Zale and pretends she's a runaway Jake is helping to get on her feet.  Stephanie starts having to adjust to life as the opposite sex, part of that being she needs some clothes.  She goes to a thrift store run by a woman named Grace and then meets Grace's partner Madison--who of course is Steve's daughter.  Under the guise of Stephanie, Steve forms a friendship with Madison and Grace while also trying to locate Luther and find out more about this FY-1978 drug.

And so the working title of "Back to Life" was because not only does Steve literally come back to life, but also figuratively comes back to life by starting a new life as Stephanie.  But again it seems kind of generic of a title to me.  So maybe you all can think of something better.  Or not.  Or maybe you just need more incentive...

13 comments:

  1. If it is a trilogy and the other two are going to be "Song for Stephanie" and "Elegy for Stephanie", I would recommend that this title also follow that pattern. Such as, "Rebirth for Stephanie"; this 'rebirth' could apply literally but also to the new relationship with the daughter? I don't know...maybe I'm dumb or it's just to fucking late/early.

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  2. Here are my terribly serious suggestions:

    The Vagination Of Steve
    How Steph Works
    Fischer's Metamorphosis
    I Am Mr. Stephanie
    Dr. Stephlove, Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bod
    18 And Lithe
    Back To Lithe
    The Feminator
    Burnout to Knockout
    The Girl With The Middle-Aged Bar Breath

    There you go. Sorry, when did you say I get my 25 dollar gift card?

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  3. Hmmmm.... I will have to mull this over. I do like "Stephanie Begins" but maybe "Steve, Interrupted."

    Or "Reawakening"

    "Starting Life as Stephanie"

    Still thinking ....

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  4. I'm going to think about this over night and see what happens. A couple of questions though. Who produced this drug and why? What is their purpose?

    Is Steve's goal to get back to normal again?

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  5. To answer your questions Cindy, the drug is made by Lennox Pharmaceuticals, a fictitious drug company conglomerate. It's intended as a radical new anti-aging drug, the marketing slogan being "The Fountain of Youth in a Syringe!" But its creator also envisioned it being able to cure (or at least offset) degenerative conditions like cancer or Parkinson's or Alzheimer's. (The how involves some vague B-movie science.)

    Steve (now Stephanie) wants to be cured, which is part of the reason she needs to find Artie Luther. He not only stole the formula, but he also had the drug's creator killed so unless Stephanie gets back the formula, she would have to wait years (maybe forever) for the company to reverse engineer the formula from what's left in her blood. Though even with the formula it would be hard to make her a he again because no one knows why that happened in the first place.

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  6. Weird: I started this morning writing part 3 of my This-story-inspired "Best Worst Story" post, and now I find out that you've posted this! I must read your blog!

    I've only read a few chapters so far, but your title should reflect the sense of the book; hard-boiled thrillers deserve different titles than weird romps, etc.

    So I tried to think how I choose titles. For things like "Eclipse," the title was obvious from the theme of the story. For others, I go with a line from a story in them, or, in my upcoming book, I chose as the title the world the story exists in. "IO17" I picked because "IO" is a weird word that denotes outerspace without clearly being outerspace-y.

    Not much help, am I? I think what you need is a subtitle, first: Something like "The Stephanie Chronicles," or such. Then you can give each book a title of its own.

    I'm going to mull this, too.

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  7. Neil certainly deserves something for creativity. This sounds like a highly marketable product. Maybe something that expresses duality, particularly if you focus an male/female sexual differences: The Ying Yang Caper. The Janus Effect (Janus was a Roman god with two faces.)

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  8. Now I wish I remembered more about mythology. Maybe I could call it "The Janus Caper" and then I could have them call the drug Janus. And Caper would imply something more hardboiled to borrow from Pagel's logic there.

    Then for the second book I could go look up some Chinese gods/goddesses and use one of those in the title. And then the third one I could call "Deus ex Machina..."

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  9. I'm horrible with titles myself. Your story sounds fascinating. It speaks volumes itself.

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  10. I both love and hate titles, I can come up with them by the dozen, I just can't come up with good ones.

    And thanks for not mentioning how long ago you asked for that cover from me. That way no one knows how much of a slacker I really am.

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  11. I can only come up with titles unfit for human consumption.... wait, that's a good title there. Unfit for Human Consumption.

    Call it, "Standing up to Pee."

    Okay, I'm putting the vodka bottle down. But pick a name and publish so I can buy it!

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  12. If your heart is set on using the two other working titles, there's always the obvious

    Steve For Stephanie

    (though you might be mistaken for a romance novel).

    For what it's worth I rather liked a previous suggest of I Am Mr. Stephanie it actually caught my eye.

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  13. From the suggestions given, I like Steve Interrupted. I think having the title of the first one have Steve in the title instead of Stephanie is not a bad idea. I also like the words Transform and Transition, but I haven't made them into anything that feels like it works, yet.

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