Yesterday's post talked about women's rights, so today I'm going to do a complete 180 and display pictures of hot chicks from my Kindle. Some may decry the advertising on the Kindle (for those who don't get the without ads version) but it gives me some nice soft-core porn to look at, at least until Rick Santorum takes office and all women have to go around in burqas. And since most of my audience is men anyway, enjoy the soft-core porn!
Houston we have a problem: I'm not in Houston to gape at this in person!
Arr matey!
Yowza.
My eyes are instantly drawn to the boobs of the woman on the right.
Unfortunately sometimes you get something like this:
Nothing like being mooned by a baby.
If my female readers didn't like this then I'll have to post a fake "apology" saying I was just kidding like Rush Limbaugh.
Maybe you can sue - like that teacher that got in trouble for porn by reading Ender's Game to a bunch of 14 year old students. That teacher got in a whole heap of trouble, maybe you can make Amazon sweat for 10 minutes before they crush you.
You say that if Rick Santorum becomes president, then women will have to wear burqas. Well as a gay man, he'll probably throw me into a concentration camp. I'll have to write from some prison somewhere until they just kill me. But they won't be bothered by that because to them, it's just God's Will that this be done. Oh and then they'll scrap all the scientists and insist that evolution is a fraud and teach from the Bible. Shortly after that, they'll require all women to stay pregnant as long as the men that are doing the impregnating aren't black or hispanic.
Interestingly enough, contrary to popular opinion, studies show that sex does -not- sell. Anything. Basically, men get so caught up in the woman that they forget what the add is for and the end result is negative impact for the product. What it boils down to is if you do not want to sell your product, use sex to sell it.
Seriously! I started laughing just at the title of the post. And your comments are even better.
ReplyDeleteBut how do you get ads on your Kindle? Mine doesn't do that.
For the record: I'm in favor of ads. And ads with hot women even more. And ads with eye-drawing boobs most of all.
Maybe you can sue - like that teacher that got in trouble for porn by reading Ender's Game to a bunch of 14 year old students. That teacher got in a whole heap of trouble, maybe you can make Amazon sweat for 10 minutes before they crush you.
ReplyDeleteToo soft-core for me. I have an i-Pad and these show up there as well.
ReplyDeleteYou say that if Rick Santorum becomes president, then women will have to wear burqas. Well as a gay man, he'll probably throw me into a concentration camp. I'll have to write from some prison somewhere until they just kill me. But they won't be bothered by that because to them, it's just God's Will that this be done. Oh and then they'll scrap all the scientists and insist that evolution is a fraud and teach from the Bible. Shortly after that, they'll require all women to stay pregnant as long as the men that are doing the impregnating aren't black or hispanic.
ReplyDeleteInterestingly enough, contrary to popular opinion, studies show that sex does -not- sell. Anything. Basically, men get so caught up in the woman that they forget what the add is for and the end result is negative impact for the product. What it boils down to is if you do not want to sell your product, use sex to sell it.
ReplyDeleteIf that were true there'd be more ugly people on commercials.
DeletePeople don't want to believe it's true, but it is what the studies show.
ReplyDeleteAnd of course, most importantly, diapers are called "nappies" in Britain.
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